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Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.
The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.
He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.
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When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.
The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.
You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).
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When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.
I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.
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Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.
Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
Semen that has dried and become hardened.
I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.
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