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the act of sampling is to watch Shrek 2 whilst partaking in the act of anal.
Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me
Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube
Some one who is UBER Uber ubeR COOL
She is so semple!!!!
He is simply Semple!!!
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a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.
Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
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When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
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The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC
Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank
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Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?
The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.
When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...