A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".
DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".
YOU: (Pull down your pants)
DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)
YOU: (pull your pants up)
DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
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