Sexpatriation

the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.

"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"

"Have you considered sexpatriation?"

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sexpatriate

1) A person who changes their gender (see: transgender shemale)

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2) A person who changes their sexual preference.

Example 1

Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."

Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"


Example 2

Marcus: "Damn...she's tight - she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"

LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo to the core."

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Sexpatriate

See: passport bros

Rich, but rednecked White Men are getting fed up with Feminism in the West, therefore they becoming sexpatriates and going everywhere, finding conservative and docile womens who can they take control of