sexpense

Something you buy a woman in the hopes of getting laid.

"Drinks, dinner, shoes... and for what? Just another sexpense, I guess."

sexpensive

when a prostitute costs more than you can afford.

"no thanks your too sexpensive"

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sexpensive

Takes money or materialistic things to engage in sexual activities.

I better get a job if I expect any love from her, she's sexpensive.

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sexpensive

expensive sex;

Elliot Spitzer sure has sexpensive taste.

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Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

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sexpension of disbelief

An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.

-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?

-- Yeah.

-- Whereas now we have pensions...

-- Okay....

-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.

-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.

-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.

-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!