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Sexy Orange

A very nice orange. Females have long hair that poofs and curls at the bottom, males have french moustaches and curly hair.

Person 1: "....sexy orange. And it's french."
Person 2: "That is my kind of orange."
Person 1: "Of course it is" *mass eyeroll* "I'd bet you'd take it to bed. And to the shower too."

by Mara-la June 4, 2011

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