Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

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Shload

a shitload

"we bought a shload of beers, so come on over and help us drink 'em"

shloads

An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".

I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.

shload

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

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shload

female ejaculate, she cum.

Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.

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shloaded

being extremely drunk ; a combination of shit faced and loaded

I was shloaded last night.
put your clothes on gir,l you were shloaded last night.

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