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n. Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. On this day, one apparently does not work, get in a car, fucking ride in a car, pick up the phone, turn on the oven, or partake in the game of bowling, among other things.
"I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!" --Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)
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an asian word deriving from the word, abo, which means "marvelous"
adjective; great, wonderful, majestic
George Bush is DEFINITELY not shabbo.
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Some who you hang out with on SHABBOS. Usually they have to live in your neighborhood and go to your shul. So you can be all relig together.
She won't be my Shabbos buddy because I asked her to call me on Saturday.
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The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
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When one person feels the need to show affection to another person by taking a walk with them during Shabbat. *the Jewish version of “Netflix and chill”* Usually involves touching one another.
Elanit went with Jeramiah on a Shabbos walk, and Elanit enjoyed it a little bit too much. After they
A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
The natural act of moving one’s tuchus from the dining table to the couch following a very hefty and blessed Shabbat meal.
Betzalel was ready for board games after Friday night dinner until the food coma hit and he had to make the Shabbos migration.