shabidob

A person of Indian descent. Can be identified by large turban, preparation of delicious spicy food, ownership of a convenience store, inate ability for programming computers, and thick accent that cannot be understood. Usually has a big, bushy beard.

guy 1: Dude, you're like 15. Don't you need an ID to buy ciggarettes?

guy 2: Nah man, the shabidob running the store doesn't give a shit.