shafer

A. To have an excessively large penis, most notably in length.

B. In playing beer pong, to set your cups up in a "schafer" means that you want your cups to be re-arranged in a straight line. To be reffered to as a "shafer" means that it must be four or more cups lined up in a straight line.

First usage:
Person A: "Hey man, did you hear about Dan? He's got a shafer and a half!"
Person B: "Chyeaaa bro he does! I swear that it's gotta be atleast 8 inches!"

Second usage:
Person A: "Yo bro, can you set up my cups in a schafer?"
Person B: "Sure bro!"

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Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

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Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

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Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

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Shafer

a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer

Look its Shafer the gayfer!!

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Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

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gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.

Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :

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