shaffles

A mix of Shit and Waffles.

Man, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, Shaffles?

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Shaffle

Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit

John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles

Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.

"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"

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shaffled

To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.

I was so shaffled by his actions.