shantarooni

One who has engaged in sexual acts with women so horribly fat that they were consumed by the females genitles.

-"Fuck me, baby."
-"Hell yea! Ooo yeah, baby, just like that!....Hey...whats happening?!..HEY! Stop it! STOP IT! Help me!!! HELP MEEE!! AAGHGGHHHH............."
-"...Goddammit, there goes another one. Fucking shantarooni!"

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shantarooni

1) One who denies the fact that their computer is loaded with gigs upon gigs of porn and they order all the porn channels

2) An avid porn lover, with a taste for beasiality

- "Oh my god man, you have so much damn porn! What the fuck is this!? Is that you touching that llama's penis?!"

-"Its not mine! Its those damn pop-ups! And they dont delete!"

-"Shut up, you shantarooni!"

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Shantarooni

1) One who feels compelled to spout out catch phrases every one or two minues
2) One who lies compulsively

-"Hey dude, are you coming to the party tonight?"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."
-"What the fuck? That was very shantarooni of you."
-"Oh, sorry."
or
-"Hey, you promise to play football and take us to the movies later?"
-"Dude, of course guys, you're my BROTHERS! And we stick together right?"
...3 Hours Later...
-"Yo, you promised man! Don't pull another Shantarooni!"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."