Shap

Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).

"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"

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SHAP

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.

Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!

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Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

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Shap

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."

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shap

A south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay.

Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car.

: yoo it was shap man

Eg: heres your change.

: thanks man, shap shap.

Eg: you have to turn right at the junction

: shap

Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

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shap

a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.

"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"

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