shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

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shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

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