sharterstarter

A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.