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A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.
I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.
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When a woman has a giant bush and attempts to shave it.
Hey, hop in the shower and shave that bear.
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(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.
Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.
Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".
2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".
3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
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The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.
Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo
Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.
Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!
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