Random
Source Code
Random
A look that gets more fashionable every year.
Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
129👍 19👎
shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.
that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good
100👍 28👎
Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.
"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."
9👍 21👎
when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh
A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"