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The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.
1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.
2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
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A trail of shit on the sheets.
"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."
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The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.
When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.
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Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
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a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill
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Another name for a ghetto whore.
Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?
Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.
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a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.
My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade
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