sheezed

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

sheez

A form of geez or jeez (depending on who you are...) Used to exclaim frustration, annoyance, or disappointment.

What's taking so fricken long? Sheez!

Leave me alone, sheez!

Sheez, I didn't think it'd be that bad...

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sheeze

To accidently "shit" when you "sneeze." See also: shart.

Rachel was just expecting to sneeze, but when she did, she sheezed.

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for sheeze

"for real" (obviously.) shortened version of fo sheezy Emphasis is usually put on sheeze cause it souds better. This is usually best with large amounts of enthuziasm, but it can also be used as a lower key agreement/nod. Sometimes helpful if you need to pretend you're listening

as in, "that was kick-ass, for SHEEZE!!"

or: "mmmhmmm, mmmhhmm, yeah...mmmhmmm...for sheeze...yeah...mmmhmmm"

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sheez

sure, sho'

Fo sheez deez dribble when I get STDs.

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sheez

Sheez is a replacement for the word shit.

A family's dinner. The father accidentally lets a plate fall down.
Father: Oh sh... sheez!

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Sheeze

The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)

Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!

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