verb.
The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.
Shext me later.
Shext! You're it.
Verb.
Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.
I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?
To text someone while your having a Shit.
Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.
shext example:
i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...