Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.

I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.

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Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

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Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

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shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

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shext

verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.

I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.

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Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

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Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

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