SHG

Catholic school in central Illinois known for its slutty girls, questionable football recruiting maneuvers, and sub-par basketball team.

Juan: "Dude, SHG's gonna buy me a car if I play football for them!"

Oscar: "That sure doesn't seem very Catholic to me."

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SHG

the most hypocritical school in the state of Illinois. most recently known for firing a gay teacher.

that shg administration is homophobic asf!

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SHG

A Catholic school Composed of four primary groups.

1. Guys who suck peanut butter off the football teams goal posts.

2. Football players who like spending money on steroids and peanut butter.

3. Stoners who base their entire personality on talking about how much weed they smoke.

4. Girls made of 100% real plastic.

Their Natural habitat is Sonic where they go to drink UV and play gay music.

They are also often spotted in Pizza Machine talking to their bros about how sexy their friend's girlfriend is while he is in the bathroom. (SHG can be referred to as a watered down version of Jersey Shore. Sadly, the only thing most of them would find insulting about that is the watered down part.)

Avoid being anywhere below upper class in their presence or you will receive a severe smugging.

Middle Class Kid 1: Dude why aren't you sitting down?
Middle Class Kid 2: I paid for a McChicken with all quarters in front of a marauding tribe of SHG students and they smugged me so bad I got a hemorrhoid.

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SHG

an acronym for sussy henry also called HG

oi, SHG ya gronk

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SHG

The best high school in Illinois south of Chicago.

Stnds for Sacred Heart-Griffin.

Everyone in central Illinois is jealous of SHG kids, because they know that's the best school within 150 miles

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SHG

A Catholic high school in Illinois most known for making their LGBTQ+ students feel like a piece of crap and unsafe ever since they fired a gay teacher. There are also quite a bit of Trump supporters and potheads that go there.

I heard that SHG fired a gay teacher.
I'm not surprised.

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SHG ships

A mediocre shipping account for Sacred Heart-Griffin High school that has lazy and outdated photo editing.

Amy: "Did you see SHG ships, the new SHG shipping account?"
Markie Mark: "Yeah it's pretty mid if I'm being honest..."