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When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
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These mushrooms save you from swearing.
Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms
Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.
Shh...talking mushrooms!
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When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.
I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!
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a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."
1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.
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1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.
2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.
(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"
9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
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Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...
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