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very drunk to the point of sloppiness
Do you remember fuking that huge bitch last night? No man I was shiitaked
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a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit
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another way of saying shit, kinda like saying shiite . aside from that in Japanese it literally means "oak-tree mushroom"
holy shiitake mushrooms!! instead of holy shit...
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shee-tah-keh
A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.
"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me
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Ramen noodles with the take of shit in them
usually with mushrooms
Lets make some shiitake noodles!
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When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
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When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.
I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!
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