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A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
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when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo
using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.
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A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.
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The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.
Sally was broke as fuck, so not having any vegetables she had to make a shildo.
A "shit" frozen and then used as a dildo.
Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"
A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.
Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"
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