shimitting

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

Shimits

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

Shimit

A combination of shit and vomit.

I couldn't use the men's room because it was covered in shimit.

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shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Are they a He, She or It?

Comprox, Icy, Shaggy and Hayaat are SHIMITS

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shimit

when someone's so ugly u can't tell if they're a boy or a girl...

damn i couldn't tell what that shimit was.... cuz it looked like yo mama!!!

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Shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Is it a He/She/It?

'Comprox, IcyLiquid, Hayaat and Shaggy are SHIMITS!'

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