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Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.
guy 1: "What did you order?"
guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"
guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"
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Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!
is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper
The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers
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(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.
I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!
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To have a strong sexual desire for an individual whom you openly deny liking at all.
Adv. Shirmpish ‘Shirley was shirmpish for Rourke for a long time’
Verb: Shirmping ‘Shirley is still shirmping for Rourke’
‘Ellie will never admit it but she’s a total shirmp for Rourke’
‘Rourke is Ellie’s shirmp. I don’t know why she tries to deny it!’