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To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.
So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"
Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.
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A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!
A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.
Wow, this insert your system name deployment project has turned into a real shit bomb.
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To enter a building or room, take a large dump in their bathroom, and then leave immediately, leaving nothing behind but the smell.
"I really had to go to the bathroom, so I shit bombed the Starbucks on 13th"
"Dude, you just ran in, took a shit, and left?"
"Yeah!"
"Tight!"
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The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.
Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"
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A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.
Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.
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A air tight container filled with feces and yeast that will eventually blow up and spray feces every where
Bro I shit bombed coach leveques car