When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.
My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!
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When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.
"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."
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Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.
Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
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the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it
after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
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