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When your boyfriend gets too drunk and ends up shitting himself and puking in your room during your party.
Being shit drunk at a party should mean never going back to that place and probably high time to move out of state from the mess that was made!
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The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.
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When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.
Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.
Sober Guy: Sure.
Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!
getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
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A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
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