Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

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Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere