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Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.
"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."
"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"
"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."
*Sound of can being opened*
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When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.
“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
A sudden termination of employment
My brother was shit canned last week.
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I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!
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Used to describe the action of throwing something away.
I don't need this old tire anymore, I think I'll shit can it...
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To get fired.
Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!
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A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired
1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!
2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
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