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A dump so massive that it piles up out of the toilet water like an island rising up from the sea floor.
Dude, my shit island was so big, it had seagulls flying around it!
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When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?
Worker 1: I'll do it.
Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.
Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.
Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.
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A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.
"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"
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The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
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A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
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