shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

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shit jockey

girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves

- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

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- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music

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Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

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