shit muffin

when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good

Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!

guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.

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shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

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Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

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Shit-berry muffins

an expression used to signify stress

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

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Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"