shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.