Shit Up

When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.

(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"

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Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

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shit-up

British prison officer's slang for an inmate seeking attention by smearing his cell with excrement.

Wow did you see that shit-up in Block 9 this morning? I pity the cleaners.

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shit up

To shit someone up is to scare the shit out of them.
To be shit up is the state of being scared shitless.

"don't be shitting me up"
"lets go and shit em up"
"we shit em right up"
"they were shit up, so they shit out"

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Shitted up

When one cannot keep their house or property clean and neet.

Just look at the Smith's yard, it's all shitted up from the crap they drag home from yard sales.

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Shit Ups

To do 25 sit ups after you take a shit

I just got done taking a shit, I better do my shit ups.

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shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat

Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.

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