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When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
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Taking a shit with the lights off
"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom
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When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
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