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A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.
"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
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For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.
You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!
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its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.
i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
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Dred locks that look shitty on someone.
Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!
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when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them
man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks
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When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!
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1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.
1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!
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