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You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.
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When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it
Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.
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A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness
You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker
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Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.
What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?
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when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras
"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"
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A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.
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Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
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"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
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