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shitprints

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

by Almeria August 21, 2009

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Shitprint

A stain left on the back of a toilet seat after your second or third shit of the day. Stain occurs when previous wipes have moved faecal matter up you arse crack to a place which will come into contact with toilet seat.

Mum: Did you shit on the toilet seat?
Son: No, don't worry it's just a shitprint. I'll clean it off.

by Nai Laprem May 25, 2022


Shitprint

The act of touching something after your fingers have touched your butt hole.

My hand smells like crap after I shook Bill's hand - I think he gave me a shitprint!

by srezr December 20, 2013