shitvers

The quivers that start when you have a really huge shit on deck, and you've been holding it in for way too long. Shitvers usually result in explosive diarrhea and/or soiled britches.

1. When I got the shitvers at the beginning of the date, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

2. Karen: "Did you just get the chills?"
Bill: "No, that was the shitvers. There were no empty port-o-johns at the concert and I had to hold it. We need to stop at a gas station, fast, or I'm going to unload in your passenger seat..."

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A Shitver

when you get a cold shiver whilst taking a shit.

" I was just taking a crap when i took a shitver."

Shitver

a river of fecal matter after a shart

he had a thick shitver in his pants

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