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The act of falling in such a way that you get instant whiplash on your way down and your face surges forward to meet the ground.
Robert fell of of his skateboard while grinding and got Shit whipped.
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Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
"Dude, I just got shit whipped."
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When you try to bail out off a moving object (usually a skateboard), but somehow it lands under you and causes an instantaneous banana peel effect resulting in your head acting like the end of a whip against the ground. This often results in blacking out, blood, and feeling like complete shit.
John fell off the oververt and was shit whipped back into the bowl.
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Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
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Another way of saying something is the very best around.
"Hey, did you see Connor's new custom Cadillac?"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
noun. a severe beating up of someone. also used as a spanking of a child. can also be used as a verb (ass whip shit)
(n.) If she doesn't stop talking behind my back im gonna give her an ass whipping shit.
(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.
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Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England
Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.
Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.