Shlap

To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.

You died a very shlap death.

Shlap

To hit another person with a large fish, usually in the face.

He shlapped him with the flounder.

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Shlap

When a penis thrusts in and out of a asshole. Mostly if the asshole is lubed up or naturally wet, commonly used in yaoi

Jinwo: I’m gonna tell my stream how good you are just by the Shlapping sound you make

Dong: the Shlapping? Do you really mean how my ass sounds when you go inside?

Shlap

The sound a womans vagina makes as it slides into position on a mans face.

As Samantha moves across Tim's face a the shlapping sound of her vagina arouses him.

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Shlap

when you slap someone but they can't do anything back

Person1: -shlaps-
Person2: -punches arm back-
Person1: You can't do anything I shlapped you!!
Person 2: Aww fuck..

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Shlap

When you slap a French person in the face because they are French.

Bill- "Dude that French dude got shlaped in the face!"
Ted-" Ya, what a French loser, stupid french."

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Shlap

This is the only cure for the "Swamp Face".

Avarage Joe: Sweet Jesus Yesterday i saw ted and he had swamp face so i have his a little SHLAP
Freddy Joe:SWEET

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