shlapp

A slap that deals real life crit damage, done by hitting someone with flexed fingers pointed in. Very deadly. Can kill a man before he reacts, often used when someone saying some stupid shit.

"What did you just do to that man's face?" "I gave him the shlapp"

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Connery Shlapp

To slap someone with the backhand and with a high probability that the receiver might enjoy it.

I gave her a Connery Shlapp when she asked me to do the dishes (which made her horny)

Shlappe

The slapping of the "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH"

"Have you heard of the recent shlappe?"