shlode

adj.
n.

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......

Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"

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shlode

A word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. A bastardized form of shit-load.

I realy gotta go drop a duece, I ate a shload of hotwings last night.

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Shlode

A shlode is a mix between a schlong and a chode. A Shlode is really long, but it's wider then it is long.

oh my god. had sex with a shlode last night.

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