shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

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shlog

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".

Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!

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shlog

balls, ballsack, testicles

David passed out because he got hit in the shlog

shlog

not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel

I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.

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shlog

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."

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Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

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Shlog

Meaning to hit or get hit

"See that bar fight last night? That bitch got shlogged!"