Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo

shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.

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