shlotz

a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.

You just whacked me with your shlotz.

Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.

Dude, you are such a shlotz.

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