shlurk it

to masturbate; to be lazy

"I'm bored, maybe I'll shlurk it."

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shlurking

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping

-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.

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Shlurk

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating