shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

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Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch

P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake

Shmake

Shmake: to smack or slap hard but not to hard.

Watch your mouth i will shmake you.

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shmaked

when your full or tired

that plate of food had me shmaked.

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shmaked

in the fucking sky

bro u hit the bowl? Aha haaaaaa you shmaked!

shmaked

High ass hell

"Dis nigga smoked two hole blunts and got shmaked last night."

Genius shmake

The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".

P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.